Soz, but Mrs. Buttmunch (:devmadamlady

Rules:
List characters(OCs, favorite fictional characters of any fandom, actual people, WHATEVER YOU WANT) by the numbers.
That character number = the numbers in the questions.
YOU PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW HOW IT WORKS. :3

1. Java.
2. Sahara.
3. Jaimie.
4. Gree.
5. Bat'min.
6. Tuesday.
7. Sovi.
8. Somu.
9. Croy.
10. Venus.


(1) You find #4(Gree) alone in a room with smashed electronics. Someone has spray painted the words "Anger Management" on the walls. Do you suspect #4, or do you believe #7(Sovi) is the culprit?
IDK, they can both get pretty rabid... Gree tearing himself up over a girl... Sovi on Sugar-Withdral... Clearly posible that... THEY DID IT TOGETHER. C:<

(2) #1(Java) and #5(Bat'min) are swapping comic books. Which series do they trade?
IT WAS THE DAY THEY FIRST MET. Java Swaps her "B.A.D. Girls" with Bat'min's "X-MEN". IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST FIGHT. *shot*

(3) #9's(Croy) favorite holiday is coming up soon. Would he/she rather spend it #10(Jovi) or #2(Sahara)?
Both really. He loves his family.

(4) #3(Jaimie) sets fire to #8's(Somu) secret hidden toupee. Explain the events that follow.
They would be joking about setting fire to toupees, and starts playing along.
Somu: MY HAIR!
Jaimie: I'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRY.
Both: *running around in cirlces like retards*
Sahara: *sighs and leaves*

(5) You want to watch a movie with #6(Tuesday), but #5(Bat'min) has other plans. #5 kidnaps #6 and locks him/her up in a bedroom. Do you continue to watch the movie like nothing happened, or do YOU have other plans?
I go save Tuesday. DOO DOO DOOOOOOOO! LAZER EYES! *PEWPEWPEW*
Bat'min: NOOOOOOOOOO! *explosion noises*

(6) #10(Venus) likes #1(Java) and is having a hard time confessing. Who tells him/her to get over it, #5(Bat'min) or #7(Sovi)?
Sovi would look him weirdly, and Bat'min would be offended. Java would just plain kill him. xD

(7) #4(Gree) just lied to you about eating the last of the leftover pizza. You know for SURE that #2(Sahara) did it, because you saw the fatty snarf it down yourself. Why would #4 lie, and what do you do?
Because he just loves attention from girls... and he's drunk.

(8) #9(Croy) can't get to sleep. What does #8(Somu) do about it?
Sing "Soft Kitty".

LOLNO. She would talk to him. Prob solved. Croy goes to bed. The End.

(9) It's seriously hot out and everyone's suffering. How do #5(Bat'min) and #10(Venus) solve this problem?
This gives Venus an excuse to strut around in his new swimming trunks. This gives Bat'min an Idea... "TO THE BEACH"!

(10) #7(Sovi) and #1(Java) are fighting over what to listen to. When #1 throws a fit, how does #7 react?
Sovi: But Java, my favorite radio show is coming on soon!
Java: Well too bad. Wer'e listaning to Band Name. *turns radio up*
Sovi: *Pout*

(11) #2(Sahara) is eating ice cream. What flavor is it, and why is #6(Tuesday) driving the ice cream truck? D:
Plain Vanilla. HOW BORING.
Everyone is playing "Stalk-The-Sahara" game, and Tuesday... "Just so happened" to be driving that IceCream Truck.

(12) #8(Somu) is hiding under his/her blankets and won't come out. Will #4(Gree) do something about it, or was he/she the cause of this?
Since gree doesn't really like older women, it's okay for him to talk to Somu. He goes into her room and pats her head and says, "........ There, There.........."
THEN ALLOFASUDDEN, SOMU GLOMPS GREE. She was only playing Emo. xD

(13) #3(Jaimie) and #9(Croy) are arguing about boxers and briefs. Who takes which side?
Well, this is a lovely conversation between a girl and a guy. xD
Jaimie takes nither side and sticks with girl panties, while Croy on the other hand, prefers Boxers.

(14) #10(Venus) is incredibly bored, with only a piece of string as entertainment. #6(Tuesday) is also fighting boredom, but has only an empty bottle on hand. Do they team up and have adventures, simply ignore each other and go to bed, or some other third thing?
OH THEY HAVE MANY ADVENTURES.
Venus: *girlish voice* Why hello Mr.Popbottle, you look very slimming today!
Tuesday: *Deep Man-ish voice* Why thankyou Mrs. String! let's get married!
Venus: *as Mrs. String* OKIDOKI.
Both: *as Mr. Popbottle and Mrs. String, get married*

(15) #2(Sahara) and #5(Bat'min) live happily ever after. What were they ON?
Whatever William Shattner was on when he flipped off Connan O'Brien. xD


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